GT: Pardon the lack of pictures but im a touch exhausted!
GT: I figured you all wouldnt mind a resolution to our climactic prom debacle either.
GT: But yes to get on with the point.
GT: Miss crocker and i had a bit of a *skype prom*
GT: And well.
GT: Let me tell you all.
GT: Crockers a keeper. *double pistols and a wink*
GT: (Damnit i hope she doesnt take that the wrong way!)
GG: English…
GG: I’m going to make this up to you!
GG: Right now, in fact!
GG: Somehow. Hrm…
GG: I’ve got it!
GG:Wait here just a tick, Jake! I’ve got a solution!
-several minutes later-
GG: I hope this will suffice.
GG: I’m rather nervous but here it goes!
GG: It’s the dress I wore to prom!
GG: I wish you could’ve been there. I’m sure you would’ve been the best date a gal could ask for.
GG: Happy Internet Prom, Jake!
GT: Oh.
GT: Aha.
GT: What a goofoff i am!
GT: I should have realised!!!
GT: Right-o then.
GT: Forget i ever asked such a preposterous thing!!!
GT: Dadblasted suit.
GT: I have to look quality for the question im about to propose to miss crocker!!!
GT: Aha! Victory!
GT: Now to find her and inquire if she would like to enbark on the most magnificent adventure in the teenage era…GT: PROM!!!
GT: Gadzook i sure hope she fancies my tie. What if she says no? :(
GG: Oh no.
GG: English, I’m really flattered by your offer but, well. Hrm. Uh.
GG: It’s really unfortunate! Not you asking me! More just… Timing.
GG: Prom already happened.
GG: A few weeks ago actually. I thought I told you but, perhaps it just slipped my mind.
GG: Sorry, Jake! Better luck next time.
GG: Well, not that there really is a next time. Prom is a one time thing.
GG: Dammit.
GT: Dadblasted suit.
GT: I have to look quality for the question im about to propose to miss crocker!!!
GT: Aha! Victory!
GT: Now to find her and inquire if she would like to enbark on the most magnificent adventure in the teenage era…
GT: PROM!!!
GT: Gadzook i sure hope she fancies my tie. What if she says no? :(
GT: It seems like weve been neglecting this blog a bit!
GT: But i assure you it is only due to necessity!
GT: You see ive been trying to teach miss crocker a thing or two about self defense….
GT: I am somewhat regretting it.
GT: And currently hiding at the moment nursing wounded pride and a few other- injuries.
GT: *note to self* Be wary of miss crockers baking equipment.
GT: Ah one for just me! *double pistols and a wink*
GT: I think i would try to climb a tree.
GT: Because thats been shown to work before!
GT: Hopefully they wouldnt bump me off then.
GT: Wait just a gosh dark second.
GT: Are you proposing that i wouldnt be prepared to fight three measly raptors?
GT: *double pistols and a wink*
GT: I think you might be talking to another jake my ducky!
GT: This jake english ALWAYS comes prepared.
Jake english here again. Sorry for the delay in answering questions but it seems miss crocker and i have been up to our hair in other important business!
But without further ado-
I THOUGHT I WOULD SAY HELLO!
And answer a few questions from our lovely duckies. Feel free to ask more!
GT: What the devilfuckin dickens… What are ‘seals leather boots’?
GG: Creatures that dwell in the ocean!
GG: http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/002/cache/baby-harp-seal_230_600x450.jpg
GG: They are positively adorable and I can’t believe someone would kill one for a simple pair of boots!
GT: Fascinating…
GT: :O Would the said boots be warm?
GG: JAKE ENGLISH!!
GT: What?
GG: You know what leather is, right?
GT: Yes? Animal skin.
GG: …
GT: What?
GG: So imagine those tiny, innocent creatures, MURDERED for clothing!
GT: If one requires warmth for survival i do not see the problem with it miss crocker. :( Survival of the fittest!
GG: :(
GG: But the poor animals…
GT: My apologies miss crocker. I was only thinking in a do-or-die situation!
GG: I understand if it’s some ferocious but seals are kind and gentle!
GT: You are talking about those sea creatures with no real legs correct?
GT: Dont those things kill the butler birds?
GG: Well, I suppose… But it’s still not very fair, it’s not like they wear the butler birds!
GT: So they just rip out their flesh and devour them instead.
GG: Circle of life is superior to fashion!
GT: …When did we start talking about fashion? :(
GG: SEAL BOOTS.
GT: Yes so your feet… Do not get frostbite and you keep your toes.
GT: Is that fashionable?
GT: WHAT ARE YOU FOLKS DOING ON THE MAINLAND YOU HEARTLESS BASTARDS.
An ask blog of your very own jane crocker and jake english! English speaking at the moment and we cant wait to get this blog up and running for you all! :) Hope you all like our layout, i think its pretty spiffy for doing it myself.
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GG: Hold on a tick.
GG: Mailbox?
GG: What the deuce-
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