I knew happy endings were real.

GT: Pardon the lack of pictures but im a touch exhausted!
GT: I figured you all wouldnt mind a resolution to our climactic prom debacle either.
GT: But yes to get on with the point.
GT: Miss crocker and i had a bit of a *skype prom*
GT: And well.
GT: Let me tell you all.
GT: Crockers a keeper. *double pistols and a wink*
GT: (Damnit i hope she doesnt take that the wrong way!)

==> Jane: See Jake’s disappointment, think of a remedy.

GG: English…

GG: I’m going to make this up to you!

GG: Right now, in fact!

GG: Somehow. Hrm…

GG: I’ve got it!

GG:Wait here just a tick, Jake! I’ve got a solution!

-several minutes later-

GG: I hope this will suffice.

GG: I’m rather nervous but here it goes!

GG: It’s the dress I wore to prom!

GG: I wish you could’ve been there. I’m sure you would’ve been the best date a gal could ask for.

GG: Happy Internet Prom, Jake!

==> Jake: See miss crockers response.

GT: Oh.

GT: Aha.

GT: What a goofoff i am!
GT: I should have realised!!!

GT: Right-o then.
GT: Forget i ever asked such a preposterous thing!!!

askirljaneandjake:

GT: Dadblasted suit.
GT: I have to look quality for the question im about to propose to miss crocker!!!
GT: Aha! Victory!
GT: Now to find her and inquire if she would like to enbark on the most magnificent adventure in the teenage era…

GT: PROM!!!

GT: Gadzook i sure hope she fancies my tie. What if she says no? :(

GG: Oh no.

GG: English, I’m really flattered by your offer but, well. Hrm. Uh.

GG: It’s really unfortunate! Not you asking me! More just… Timing.

GG: Prom already happened.

GG: A few weeks ago actually. I thought I told you but, perhaps it just slipped my mind.

GG: Sorry, Jake! Better luck next time.

GG: Well, not that there really is a next time. Prom is a one time thing.

GG: Dammit.

GT: Dadblasted suit.
GT: I have to look quality for the question im about to propose to miss crocker!!!
GT: Aha! Victory!
GT: Now to find her and inquire if she would like to enbark on the most magnificent adventure in the teenage era…

GT: PROM!!!

GT: Gadzook i sure hope she fancies my tie. What if she says no? :(

GG: Oh gosh! What a complicated question. I mean, is it how many are there currently, or how many there have been? We’d be in the dozens at least…

GG: Hold on a tick.

GG: Mailbox?


GG: What the deuce-



- - gutsyGumshoe [GG] disconnected - -

GG: Oh gosh! What a complicated question. I mean, is it how many are there currently, or how many there have been? We’d be in the dozens at least…

GG: Hold on a tick.

GG: Mailbox?

GG: What the deuce-
- - gutsyGumshoe [GG] disconnected - -

Criminentlies!

GT: It seems like weve been neglecting this blog a bit!
GT: But i assure you it is only due to necessity!
GT: You see ive been trying to teach miss crocker a thing or two about self defense….

 

GT: I am somewhat regretting it.
GT: And currently hiding at the moment nursing wounded pride and a few other- injuries.

 

GT: *note to self* Be wary of miss crockers baking equipment.

GT: Ah one for just me! *double pistols and a wink* GT: I think i would try to climb a tree.GT: Because thats been shown to work before!GT: Hopefully they wouldnt bump me off then.

GT: Wait just a gosh dark second.GT: Are you proposing that i wouldnt be prepared to fight three measly raptors?

GT: *double pistols and a wink*GT: I think you might be talking to another jake my ducky! GT: This jake english ALWAYS comes prepared. 

GT: Ah one for just me! *double pistols and a wink*
GT: I think i would try to climb a tree.
GT: Because thats been shown to work before!
GT: Hopefully they wouldnt bump me off then.

thinking

GT: Wait just a gosh dark second.
GT: Are you proposing that i wouldnt be prepared to fight three measly raptors?

double pistols and a wink

GT: *double pistols and a wink*
GT: I think you might be talking to another jake my ducky! 
GT: This jake english ALWAYS comes prepared. 

Hello again lot!

Jake english here again. Sorry for the delay in answering questions but it seems miss crocker and i have been up to our hair in other important business!

But without further ado-

I THOUGHT I WOULD SAY HELLO!

And answer a few questions from our lovely duckies. Feel free to ask more


GT: What the devilfuckin dickens… What are ‘seals leather boots’?
GG: Creatures that dwell in the ocean!
GG: http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/002/cache/baby-harp-seal_230_600x450.jpg
GG: They are positively adorable and I can’t believe someone would kill one for a simple pair of boots!
GT: Fascinating…
GT: :O Would the said boots be warm?
GG: JAKE ENGLISH!!

GT: What?
GG: You know what leather is, right?
GT: Yes? Animal skin.
GG: …
GT: What?
GG: So imagine those tiny, innocent creatures, MURDERED for clothing!
GT: If one requires warmth for survival i do not see the problem with it miss crocker. :( Survival of the fittest!
GG: :(
GG: But the poor animals…
GT: My apologies miss crocker. I was only thinking in a do-or-die situation!
GG: I understand if it’s some ferocious but seals are kind and gentle!
GT: You are talking about those sea creatures with no real legs correct?
GT: Dont those things kill the butler birds?
GG: Well, I suppose… But it’s still not very fair, it’s not like they wear the butler birds!
GT: So they just rip out their flesh and devour them instead.
GG: Circle of life is superior to fashion!
GT: …When did we start talking about fashion? :(
GG: SEAL BOOTS.
GT: Yes so your feet… Do not get frostbite and you keep your toes.
GT: Is that fashionable?
GT: WHAT ARE YOU FOLKS DOING ON THE MAINLAND YOU HEARTLESS BASTARDS.

GT: What the devilfuckin dickens… What are ‘seals leather boots’?

GG: Creatures that dwell in the ocean!

GG: http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/002/cache/baby-harp-seal_230_600x450.jpg

GG: They are positively adorable and I can’t believe someone would kill one for a simple pair of boots!

GT: Fascinating…

GT: :O Would the said boots be warm?

GG: JAKE ENGLISH!!

GT: What?

GG: You know what leather is, right?

GT: Yes? Animal skin.

GG: …

GT: What?

GG: So imagine those tiny, innocent creatures, MURDERED for clothing!

GT: If one requires warmth for survival i do not see the problem with it miss crocker. :( Survival of the fittest!

GG: :(

GG: But the poor animals…

GT: My apologies miss crocker. I was only thinking in a do-or-die situation!

GG: I understand if it’s some ferocious but seals are kind and gentle!

GT: You are talking about those sea creatures with no real legs correct?

GT: Dont those things kill the butler birds?

GG: Well, I suppose… But it’s still not very fair, it’s not like they wear the butler birds!

GT: So they just rip out their flesh and devour them instead.

GG: Circle of life is superior to fashion!

GT: …When did we start talking about fashion? :(

GG: SEAL BOOTS.

GT: Yes so your feet… Do not get frostbite and you keep your toes.

GT: Is that fashionable?

GT: WHAT ARE YOU FOLKS DOING ON THE MAINLAND YOU HEARTLESS BASTARDS.